Dearest Stalin, you are much more impressive and mighty than that nasty old Russian! You can dictate over me any time!
You are SO handsome, with that excellent mustache and those long, LOOOOOONG white whiskers and eyebrows and that sweet face with the lovely pale-green eyes and that smile such as only cats can do. And what a great collection of photos! You are stunning in every one of them, and it is so nice to see your kitty pal Durin in that one, too. Gosh, I wish I could reach all the way around to Oslo to pet you both! Oh, well, since I can't, I know your loving and beloved family members will pet you both for me
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And you are an Oslo, Norway kitty! I'm just now reading another mystery by Oslo's own Jo Nesbo (sorry I can't do the mark over the o there) featuring my favorite Oslo detective Harry Hole! Now those are a city and a country I'd love to visit some day.
And not only are you gorgeous to behold, you have the most delightful Purrrsonality, too! What an amazing assortment of talents and tricks you know. You are mischievous but also have a sweet side. And you have trained your humans so well, haven't you, especially Meowmie who rewards you with treats when you prompt her in just the right ways. You even love the hoover! How wise that you are an indoor-only cat.. MUCH safer for you.
You have loads of fans around the world already, and now you are gaining even more as today's Pet Talk Cat of the Day!
Congratulations, darling Stalin (and I bet Josef was NEVER called "Darling" by anyone) and Durin too, on being today's Star Cats! We hope you and your whole family and all your friends are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe even a special serving of tuna and minced meat!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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