School supplies cats need

[Lady's Human]

Patch's translators were busy prepping beans for packaging last night, I'm sure they'l have some input on appropriate school supplies for cats in the morning.

[Angel's Human]

(As translated by Marylin Peterson, expert pet translator by experience.)
I think that most cats shouldn't have to go to school, but the ones who should need needle-like teeth, meat hook claws, and their own definition of intelligence. Along with those things, they need grudges. For example, I, Patch, hold some form of grudge against the following:
-mice
-rats
-bugs
-moths (not the same as bugs, before you ask,)
-computers (or what eve they're called)
-dogs
-keyboards

[catmandu]

And My Cats love erasers , and paper clips.
They can smack the heart shaped eraser around all day!!!!

[momcat]

Along with backpacks, pads, pencils, and books - don't forget to include some treats for recess.