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    A canine joke. Let's laugh out a bit...

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ID:	58561 So, you are the dog they want me to sit on?

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    Excuse me? Aren't you suppose to sit? How come you're tagging along?

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    LOL!

    Angel would like to know if there's a house she can hide in for this afternoon.......we DO NOT LIKE the noises coming from the safety valve on the pressure cooker.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    LOL!

    Angel would like to know if there's a house she can hide in for this afternoon.......we DO NOT LIKE the noises coming from the safety valve on the pressure cooker.
    Aww, Angel, you could come hide here, but I don;t think Dad's gonna drive you all this way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    LOL!

    Angel would like to know if there's a house she can hide in for this afternoon.......we DO NOT LIKE the noises coming from the safety valve on the pressure cooker.
    What does it sound like? I've never used a pressure cooker. My sister has one and she uses it a lot. Hugs and lovies, Angel !
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    What does it sound like? I've never used a pressure cooker. My sister has one and she uses it a lot. Hugs and lovies, Angel !
    Imagine the whistle on a steam train ... then bring it up a couple octaves and hold it out 3 times as long! That's my best approximation ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    LOL!

    Angel would like to know if there's a house she can hide in for this afternoon.......we DO NOT LIKE the noises coming from the safety valve on the pressure cooker.
    Angel puppy, is your dad still using the pressure cooker to prepare food from your garden? how are you? XO
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    We're hiding, or we were last night while the third batch was in the pressure cooker.

    I paid for it today, wherever we went in the house or yard I had a puppy following me with a toy.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    We're hiding, or we were last night while the third batch was in the pressure cooker.

    I paid for it today, wherever we went in the house or yard I had a puppy following me with a toy.
    Aww, but Daaaaad, toys iz way more important than that scary thing! Play! Play!
    I've Been Frosted

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    Axel (Angel's youngest human) Has discovered a new sport with the aid of Angel: Lawn Skiing.

    Take Angel, a leash, and a bunny......Shoes are optional, highly recommended, but not required. Shorts with a padded bum are recommended. Football pads would help, too.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Axel (Angel's youngest human) Has discovered a new sport with the aid of Angel: Lawn Skiing.

    Take Angel, a leash, and a bunny......Shoes are optional, highly recommended, but not required. Shorts with a padded bum are recommended. Football pads would help, too.
    Yowch - methinks that bunny will opt for a different patch of grass tomorrow!
    I've Been Frosted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Axel (Angel's youngest human) Has discovered a new sport with the aid of Angel: Lawn Skiing.

    Take Angel, a leash, and a bunny......Shoes are optional, highly recommended, but not required. Shorts with a padded bum are recommended. Football pads would help, too.
    Oh my goodness, Angel! I think I'd like to enclose your young humans in thick layers of bubble wrap before the next round of lawn skiing! Seriously, though ... I bet you sure like to run when you are outdoors and you see something interesting (like a bunny).
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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