Congratulations on being Pet of the Day.
You are so handsome, I can't imagine the girls running AWAY from you.
Your coat is so beautiful, I bet you get brushed a lot. It was funny when your person
described how you go after the girls, and how your wife gets jealous when you flirt.
You and your girls are very lucky to have such wonderful people to take care of you.
Enjoy your very special day.