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  1. 07-02-2014, 10:09 AM #1
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    20.) What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?… Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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    21.) What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? … …

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    Even if you only understood half of these jokes, that’s more than most people could say!
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    These are fun!

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    #12! (I'm a chemist, and it's unIonized...)
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
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    I don't get #5
    Catty1, these are terrific!

    Edited to add: Just call me "slow on the uptake"! I get it now. Thank you, Catty1!!
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    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    I don't get #5
    Catty1, these are terrific!
    Na is the symbol for sodium...Ne for Neon...
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  6. 07-03-2014, 11:34 AM #6
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    Oh, that's just silly (#5.)
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
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