The runts in my family were all inder 5 foot 9.

My mom was 4' 11", my dad was 5/9.

When I graduated from high school I was about 5/8.........

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I like being tall, but it sucks riding around in some cars.

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I hate clothes shopping because I am in the 'extra' sizes, I pay more for my clothes - if I want to find dress clothes?
I have to shop via catalog.

I have a problem with pants - I have to wear them like a plumber. If I pull them up?

The undercarriage get strangled.

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This past year I bought a pair of Grandpa Jeans and while they fit and are way more comfortable?

They have a zipper on the fly.....I hadn't owned a pair of jeans with a zipper since I was in junior high?