Ice Cream sundae, Thursday #587

[RICHARD]

I''ll take one of the barkeep's countertop creations?

Being that I've been negligent in my duties here lately, Hey Barkeep:

What's the shortest distance between two puns?

I am not sure about the distance, but I know that the time between the pun and the groan is proportional to how bad the pun is.

So. Time X distance - when traveling in a car - has to do with the speed at which you are traveling - and how fast you can jump out of the car before being asked to do so.

(I am only allowed to sing on sundays, so I am not going to eopardize the ability to amuse myself around others?)

One scoop of vanilla bean, a shot of rum in butterscotch sauce.

Done?

CM,

One custard and coffee!

DONE!

[Lady's Human]

What's the shortest distance between two puns? The straight line, of course!

(Ba da bump!)

[Karen]

groan...

Coffee ice cream with Aunt Bertha's hot fudge sauce, please!

[Lady's Human]

Speaking of fudge sauce, it's time to make fudge sauce and butterscotch sauce......I've been negligent in my kitchen duties.

[pomtzu]

How about a float? I had one last night - delish!!! Put a couple of BIG scoops of rainbow sherbet in a tall glass, pour in some 7-UP . and you have a yummy and refreshingly cool treat. That makes a great punch too, and you can add a bottle of champagne over a half gallon container of the sherbet.

[DJFyrewolf36]

*runs through with hair on fire* COFFEE PLEASE!!

Good news everyone...I'm graduating from college! I'll be spending more time in front of my computer working but that also means I'll have more time for PT.

And the bar.

Missed you guys!

[pomtzu]

*runs through with hair on fire* COFFEE PLEASE!!

Good news everyone...I'm graduating from college! I'll be spending more time in front of my computer working but that also means I'll have more time for PT.

And the bar.

Missed you guys!

Yay - congrats!

[Karen]

*runs through with hair on fire* COFFEE PLEASE!!

Good news everyone...I'm graduating from college! I'll be spending more time in front of my computer working but that also means I'll have more time for PT.

And the bar.

Missed you guys!

We have missed you, too! What will your degree/focus be in? We knew you could do it, by the way!

Want to join us in a sundae to celebrate? I saw Lady's Human made some butterscotch and some hot fudge sauce - and trust me, those are treasured family recipes for good reason!

I'mm have some coffee ice cream with the butterscotch and some mint oreo with the hot fudge sauce, please bartender!