"Oh my goodness aren't you a pretty little tortie? What's your name pretty girl? Do you know you have the *prettiest* markings a kitty could ever have? Yes you do yes yes yes you do. Where did Mommy get you you pretty little thing? You are a beautiful girl, and oh my! look at that perfect figure! I bet all the ladies would love to have a figure like you pretty tortie. So sophisticated!! And I bet the boy kitties are always on your tail!!!"