Fred, oh Fred
You look some yummy and well bred
a 9 year gent covered in fur
Sing to me sweet muse your beguiling purr

A great pleasure to meet you Sir Fred of Arlington. How I long to visit for tea and perhap a quick spot of mouse catching and the like. I think you would like my cat, she would be a young lady to take on your arm and escort you to various high society shin digs. Tis only a shame she is barren as your offspring would have been the finest cats in all of the land.