Gus: I spoze I can't be tooooo upset wif my human Mommy, cause she did rescue
me from a cold, lonely sewer. And, ok, she did do it twice.....and the second time
was in the middle of the night and she was outside in her flannel pjs with the stoopid
little doggies on them and calling me in the sewer and even tho I was listening and
listening I wouldn't come out and then a guy in a truck went by and yelled at her if
she was ok and why was she talking to the sewer.... it was soooooo funny!!!!!!
After I gots back inside wif Squirt I told him and we laughed and laughed.
Anyways, my Mommy does have this thing where she's always rubbing at my fur
with napkins and towels an stuff....just cause I like to keep a little bit of breakfast on
my face for later or roll in the wet bathtub and then in the kitty litter she thinks she's
always gotta be cleanin' me. Sheesh! It's not my fault I got long furs and things get
stuck it them....and that doesn't bother me neither cause mostly I never even know
they're in there.

Squirt: It's about time someone asked me this! I mean, I love my humans, but they
are....well.....humans, so of course there's room for improvement! My Daddy can be
kinda weird about me getting on the kitchen counters. I mean, I'm just sitting there
sniffing things and minding my own business but if he comes in to the room it's all
about "Squirt get down!" and "No! Bad kitty!" and then he sprays icky smelly stuff
on the counter and rubs it with towels. Hmmmph. Like that helps! As soon as he
goes to work I'm right back up there anyway....

My Mommy doesn't care so much about the counter (even though she pretends she
does in front of Dad), but I don't know why she doesn't like it when I do her hair for
her at night. She pulls that plastic claw thing through it every morning but when I sit
on her pillow and pull my claws through her hair she's all "Ow!" and "What the...!"
and then she puts me on the floor. Sometimes I just hop right back up and she puts
me on the floor again and then I hop right back up and then she puts me on the floor
again and then..... well, sometimes I end up in the hallway and she closes the door.
Just cause I tried to help her with her personal grooming! Humans!