Limericks for March?

[RICHARD]

A winter vortex quite cold
To venture out doors is quite bold
weatherperson on set
Will never get wet
do you believe what we're told?

Slipping and sliding, my feet
better off wearing some cleats?
Some places I pass
Almost fall on my (rear)
to wallow on the asphalt street?

Tracks on the new fallen snow
Squirrels, bird and dogs I do know!
It's easy to see
Where the dog took a (vacated his bladder)
The start and end of the flow?

[Karen]

Lim'ricks are not my brain's forte
They rarely come nicely my way
But still I do try
Don't ask me why
Just stubborn I guess, as Ma'd say

[Karen]

The grass is starting to show
From beneath the slow-melting snow
Though it looks pretty sad
A long freeze it has had
And it's not even starting to grow

[RICHARD]

I think that I am just thrilled
The bulbs I thought I had killed?
I have reason to shout
They are starting to sprout
My winter prayers were fullfilled!

An extra hour of sun
Now add some time to my fun-
But later I will be deranged
The time again will be changed
And the savings time will be done?

[Karen]

I think that I am just thrilled
The bulbs I thought I had killed?
I have reason to shout
They are starting to sprout
My winter prayers were fullfilled!

Aren't bulbs a delight? I don't have any here, but will have to look at the church to see if anything is sprouting in a week or so (we still have snowpack melting in many places ...

[cassiesmom]

It's fifty degrees outside today,
I'd like to go out and play.
But don't you know
Tomorrow it might snow
I wish winter would stay away.

[RICHARD]

Aren't bulbs a delight? I don't have any here, but will have to look at the church to see if anything is sprouting in a week or so (we still have snowpack melting in many places ...

More stuff to astound me. It's like a whole new world - all over again!

[Barbara]

There once was a kitty in Munich
who liked to wear a Roman tunic.
He showed thus that history
to him was no mystery
that clever old kitty in Munich.