Limericks for March?

[RICHARD]

The numbers for the weather do not tally
For the transplant who did hail from Cali.
Would it be bold
To say it's too cold
And he misses the temps from the Valley?


I do not say this with sass
but one thing I cannot let pass
I own a brass monkey
Who is feeling funky
and outdoors he does freeze his (behind)?

Ice and snow and the sleet
For the first few hours is quite neat
After a few days
Cabin bound and in a daze
I feel the need for some heat.

My fingers go cold at thought
I forgot the gloves that I bought
They reside on the table
Because I am not able
To remember, my mind must be shot......

[Karen]

Tiny snowflakes are now falling
With glee, my mittens are calling
But I have work to do
And it is inside, too
But I know many find it quite galling

[RICHARD]

A winter vortex quite cold
To venture out doors is quite bold
weatherperson on set
Will never get wet
do you believe what we're told?

Slipping and sliding, my feet
better off wearing some cleats?
Some places I pass
Almost fall on my (rear)
to wallow on the asphalt street?

Tracks on the new fallen snow
Squirrels, bird and dogs I do know!
It's easy to see
Where the dog took a (vacated his bladder)
The start and end of the flow?

[Karen]

Lim'ricks are not my brain's forte
They rarely come nicely my way
But still I do try
Don't ask me why
Just stubborn I guess, as Ma'd say

[Karen]

The grass is starting to show
From beneath the slow-melting snow
Though it looks pretty sad
A long freeze it has had
And it's not even starting to grow

[RICHARD]

I think that I am just thrilled
The bulbs I thought I had killed?
I have reason to shout
They are starting to sprout
My winter prayers were fullfilled!

An extra hour of sun
Now add some time to my fun-
But later I will be deranged
The time again will be changed
And the savings time will be done?

[Karen]

I think that I am just thrilled
The bulbs I thought I had killed?
I have reason to shout
They are starting to sprout
My winter prayers were fullfilled!

Aren't bulbs a delight? I don't have any here, but will have to look at the church to see if anything is sprouting in a week or so (we still have snowpack melting in many places ...