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  1. 01-22-2014, 07:17 PM #1
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    Polar Vortex Songs

    I saw these on Twitter (#polarvortexsongs) and I can't stop laughing! Apparently this topic was suggested by Jimmy Fallon. You take a song and change the words slightly to make it fit the winter theme. So if you see me walking down the street, giggling helplessly to myself, you'll know I'm thinking about these and trying to stay warm!

    A few examples ... Brrr'd lines (Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke)
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    Can You Feel Your Face Tonight
    Don't Go Taking My Scarf
    Wake Me Up Before You Snowplow
    We Didn't Salt the Sidewalk (We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel)
    It's Too Cold for That (No Igloo) [I Can't Go for That / No Can Do - Hall and Oates]
    All You Need Is Glove
    Hey, I just met you / And this is crazy / My ears are numb now / So thaw me maybe
    Baby, It's $*&$ Cold Outside
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    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    It is getting to be that time again, and on cold days, I think of these!

    That, and I had a high school music teacher who made a joke by substituting the word Lunch for Love in every song ...

    What I did for Lunch
    Lunch Story
    and a current ...

    Lunch Runs Out (One Republic)


    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    A few examples ... Brrr'd lines (Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke)
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    Can You Feel Your Face Tonight
    Don't Go Taking My Scarf
    Wake Me Up Before You Snowplow
    We Didn't Salt the Sidewalk (We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel)
    It's Too Cold for That (No Igloo) [I Can't Go for That / No Can Do - Hall and Oates]
    All You Need Is Glove
    Hey, I just met you / And this is crazy / My ears are numb now / So thaw me maybe
    Baby, It's $*&$ Cold Outside
    I've Been Frosted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post
    It is getting to be that time again, and on cold days, I think of these!

    That, and I had a high school music teacher who made a joke by substituting the word Lunch for Love in every song ...

    What I did for Lunch
    Lunch Story
    and a current ...

    Lunch Runs Out (One Republic)
    Oh, this could be fun ...
    Lunch, Reign O'er Me (The Who)
    Lunch Will Keep Us Together (Captain and Tennille)
    Lunch Potion Number Nine (??)
    Lunch Shack (B-52's)
    Karen, you got me started! ()
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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  4. 12-23-2014, 04:28 PM #4
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    What would you call a lowlife nincompoop thief?
    Silicon.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post
    It is getting to be that time again, and on cold days, I think of these!

    That, and I had a high school music teacher who made a joke by substituting the word Lunch for Love in every song ...

    What I did for Lunch
    Lunch Story
    and a current ...

    Lunch Runs Out (One Republic)
    I want to know what lunch is ...
    To sir with lunch ...
    Crazy little thing called lunch ... Karen, this is addicting!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Jesus and the apostles walk into a bar.

    The bartender asks Jesus what he would like...

    Jesus turns to the apostles. winks an replies, "Thirteen glasses of water and one fish sandwich!"
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    I saw Matthew McConaughey in Hollywood driving, I was waiting on the corner for a friend when I noticed him....A minute later he came back around the block!

    A few minutes later he drove BACK around - He made 6 more trips until he got stopped by the signal. He had his window down and I managed to hear his GPS giving him instructions.......




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    When Harrison Ford got his pilot's license he had to fly "Solo".

    How would Harrison Ford do flying the Millenium Falcon?

    After the crash, there was no word on how Chewbacca was doing?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    I saw these on Twitter (#polarvortexsongs) and I can't stop laughing! Apparently this topic was suggested by Jimmy Fallon. You take a song and change the words slightly to make it fit the winter theme. So if you see me walking down the street, giggling helplessly to myself, you'll know I'm thinking about these and trying to stay warm!

    A few examples ... Brrr'd lines (Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke)
    Negative 867-5309
    Can You Feel Your Face Tonight
    Don't Go Taking My Scarf
    Wake Me Up Before You Snowplow
    We Didn't Salt the Sidewalk (We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel)
    It's Too Cold for That (No Igloo) [I Can't Go for That / No Can Do - Hall and Oates]
    All You Need Is Glove
    Hey, I just met you / And this is crazy / My ears are numb now / So thaw me maybe
    Baby, It's $*&$ Cold Outside
    Edge of Minus Seventeen
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Q: What does a snowman wear on his head?
    A: An icecap.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Overheard in the music room yesterday at church as children's choir was getting started: Why did the football coach go to the bank? Because he wanted his quarter back.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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