the kitty goes, i get home to do the poop scoopin'
fill the sack, toss it out back, i think i'm gonna boogie
oh get down, turn around, go to town, do the poop
scoopin boogie

the kitty asks me, 'say dad i smell no pee!"
i just cleaned your mess, kitty, just leave me be!"
i used hot water, bleach, and set it aside to dry!
i see abbys, long hairs, tuxies and strays
they just eat all day
so we can do the poop scoopin' boogie


(sung to the tune of Boot Scootin' Boogie by Brooks and Dunn)