Hey Ozzie ~ SmokeMutt here ~

"Big Snip" day, huh?
Don't sweat it - they'll gib ya so much Laffin Gas ya won't feel a thing! An plan on a lotta *fussin* frum yer Mom - she'll prolly akt a lil *strange* fur a few dayz... Lotta hollerin atcha bout "slow down!" an "quit jumpin!"

Oh, iffin ya get a choice - go fur the Big, Wide Neck Belt -
rather than the old Lampy Shade thingy...
Kat got a Lampy Shade -
had a heckuva tyme alluz runnin it into stuff...
*I* got da Wide Belt thingy... a stiff & wide plastik collar fitz tween yer hed an shoulderz - so's ya can't turn yer hed an get back there to speckt whut they did... reel *pain-inna-neck*! BUTTT - furst tyme yer Mom feelz sorrie fur ya an takez it OFF - she'll nebber get it back on *tite* enuff - getz eazier an eazier to reach back there fur a liddel *lick* ebery now an then !

Oh and Oz - Dont furget the Sad-Eye Look - very important that you use that Look fur at least two weekz - be well wurth yer while!!

You'll be feelin fine by tumorrow!

Happy Treatz!
/s/ Smokey