What's the worst thing your dog has ever "eaten"?

[Karen]

The story that pops into my mind is when I took our beloved Chloe to be spayed. Of course we followed the vets instructions and made sure she had no food or water before the surgery. When Chloe came to after the surgery she threw up a fully intact sock! The vet saved it to show me and remind me of the dangers of dogs swallowing and chewing on things that they shouldn't.

Hee hee - "Okay, mom - if you don't give me food, I'll eat your sock instead!"

[Alysser]

My $120 Oakley Sunglasses...that was the only time I've ever really wanted to beat the snot out of him..oh and when he ran away for over 25 minutes causing a traffic jam on a main road. The joys of Puggle ownership!

[Taz_Zoee]

The only thing I can think of my dogs "ate" was when we first got Taggart he chewed up the deck. I put cayenne pepper powder on the spots and he must have thought I was seasoning it for him. He sat there and licked the pepper off.

OH, that just reminded me!!! Bruce grows jalapeno's in our garden. One night he had a red one and a green one he has roasted in some foil on the coffee table. He went to use the bathroom and when he came back the green one was gone! We could tell who ate it because Taggart was doing the "dog with peanut butter in his mouth" move.

The worst Zoee has done was when she was a puppy we left her in the bathroom (that's her crate) and she tore up part of the wall. Sheetrock dust everywhere!

[kuhio98]

Well, this story is about what Sascha (husky-mix) wouldn't eat....

Sascha would eat almost anything. She would even "snack" out of the cat box!

Several years ago, we were invited to a friend's house for Thanksgiving. She prided herself on being an excellent cook.
Frankly, her dressing/stuffing was inedible. I don't know what was in there -- and I don't want to know, but we pushed it around on our plates and covered it up with mashed potatoes and gravy to pretend we were eating it. We survived dinner but before we could escape, she INSISTED on packing up leftovers for us to take home.

Instead of throwing it out, my sister decided to give the leftovers to Sascha-the-cat-poop-eating-dog. Sascha took one sniff and walked away.
You know you're a bad cook when a poop-eating dog won't touch your food!

[IRescue452]

Probably a chunk or two of muskrat carcass.

[Roxyluvsme13]

Lily ate half a bag of M&Ms when she was a puppy then proceeded to throw up the contents of that bag all over me a couple hours later... She was fine.

Brennan has eaten shoes, chargers, trash, you name it. Probably the worst was a corn dog stick... thank god he threw it back up.

Lilo eats sheets, shoes, chargers... I was pretty mad when she chewed up my $80 MacBook Pro charger, so that's probably the worst.

[Uabassoon]

My wife will kill me and Phoebe if she ever hears about this story! For our wedding my wife bought me a beautiful divers watch. The band is made out of a rubbery plastic material. I made the mistake of leaving it on the coffee table and Pheobe destroyed it! I vacuumed up the evidence and had to buy myself a new watch! I figure I will wait a couple of years before sharing this story with my wife.