Dear golf club, I don't put gift cards in "thier" stockings; I put gift cards in their stockings. This is an awkward spelling mistake on the sign in front of the club.

Dear banquet hall, I think the Illinois "Youht" USAC might have been a little surprised when they saw the name of their organization on your east welcome sign! It was correct on the sign that faces west, though.

Dear whoever came up with the word "adorbz"- I flinch when I hear an adult say this. Just say adorable.

Thank you,
Elyse (word nerd)