Tubby
1. WHY do you yowl like that?
2. What more can I give you to make the rest of your life as pleasant as possible? (and no, more treats don't count)
3. Would you rather come along with us on an adventure in the motorhome or stay home where it's nice and peaceful and have Anne visit?

Peanut
1. Why don't you join the rest of us upstairs in the evening?
2. Are you feeling ok and if not, what hurts so I can make it better.
3. Do you really like your daddy better than me?