Dearest Ashes, what a beautiful fluffy grey lady you are! That fur looks so thick and soft and luxurious, I wish I could reach all the way to Alaska and pet you. I hope one of your servants, I mean family members, will give you some pets for me. And what pretty yellow eyes you have, looking straight out at me in that first picture from what looks like your Easter basket. You look like you're smiling in that picture. And those HUGE feet and tail are splendid!
You look so relaxed and laid-back, who would ever guess that you are so full of energy and lively antics? You are capable of every word that rhymes with "Ashes." In the second picture, you must be resting up after your busy day of dragging your fox tail around, going outside to hunt for grass or chase birds and squirrels, giving orders to your staff to let you out or in or to feed you or to turn on the sink or bathtub tap when you're thirsty. Then, when you decide the time is right, you snuggle and allow petting and purr like a motor not firing on all cylinders. What a delightful love-filled home you all share!
Congratulations, darling Ashes, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your whole family are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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And not content to merely keeping your humans on their toes night and day, you also leave them wanting for more! 
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