Rascal: "Mom, Auntie Pauline has over 4,000 posts! You don't talk about me as much as you should - you are still under 2,000."

Mom: "But, Rascal, all I talk about is YOU!"

Rascal: "Well, you don't talk about me ENOUGH! And I am jealous of Cassy and Livvy. Auntie Pauline must love them more than you love me!"

Mom: "Oh, Rascal!!"