Dearest Zola, what a beautiful grey girl you are! You have that gorgeous soft-looking plush fur that looks like it would be so nice to reach over and pet. And that sweet face with you looking peaceful and happy.. you know just what a lucky cat you are and what a wonderful life and home and Purrrson you have! You look so comfy in your sink basin and in your condo.
You are full of energy, aren't you! That skull-and-crossbones collar of yours goes along with what a mischievous little imp you are. You like to play with water cups and hair ties, sit by the living room window looking out at the world, and eat some of your Purrrson's tuna and Cheetos. You enjoy entertaining her guests when you feel like it and playing with her boyfriend. You are so much fun! She loves you so very much, and you love her right back. What a delightful home you share!
Congratulations, darling Zola, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your Purrrson and her boyfriend and all your friends are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe even some more tuna and Cheetos!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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