Equifax: 1-800-525-6285
Experian (formerly TRW): 1-888-397-3742
Trans Union: 1-800-680-7289

These are the 3 main credit reporting agencies - if you call them, you can most likely order the credit report over the phone or by mail and pay with a check. (Because there are obviously people in need of credit reports who have neither a PC or a credit card!)