Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
Lemonade and pretzels....

With a little mustard on the side?

DONE!
No mustard, those are "road rations" on road trips with our parents.

Pa would go down the road munching pretzel rods while driving.

Can I have a vodka anesthetic? I woke up yesterday and my hand was SORE. Couldn't remember doing anything to hurt it.

Went in to work tonight, had to open someone's locker for them (locked their keys in their locker) and remembered why my hand hurt. I missed with a hammer while using a center punch the night before to open someone else's locker.........and promptly hit my left hand with the hammer.