My dear friend Pinot,
I'm sorry for not getting in touch with you sooner. My Meowmie has been pretty sick these past few weeks so I've been helping Soncat with things and making sure Meowmie does what the doctors say.

Anyway, it sounds like you've been put through a lot of nonsense lately. What was that pedicure thing all about? It doesn't sound too nice. After all that your Dad invades your private space and your purrents wouldn't take you outside. This is not acceptable. Let me know if you'd like to discuss your legal options and we'll set a time to talk privately.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose