Dearest Mr. Sir Autocat, what an utterly gorgeous and phenomenal cat you are! So handsome in your brown tabby and white coat with your wise pale-green eyes.. and a genius too! You have succeeded in comprehending many mysteries of the Universe that few humans are capable of understanding. And you don't need to assimilate too much more food. You are PURRRFECT just the size you are!.. just the right size for slithering between all the Astral Bodies you will encounter on your journeys through space and time.

You don't want to crush your human's head with your weight.. you need him to keep trying to grow vegetables for you to chew on! Good for you, rewarding him by letting him pet your extensive belly, so he keeps trying with the veggies. You clearly have him trained very well. You and he have a wonderful home in beautiful Greece, from which you venture out in explorations of cyber-space. What a fantastic cat you are!