Dearest little Mira, what a beautiful, beloved Norwegian Tuxedo girl you are! You have the sweetest face, with your golden eyes looking upward, your cute little pink nosie, and your long white whiskers. And you are so well-known for your kindness, which you have inherited from your mother, who still lives nearby on the farm where you were born. You are kind to your humans and your doggie and everyone who meets you. You never bite or scratch anyone, and you love to have your belly and paws tickled.
You and your Purrrson have the most interesting conversations together, don't you! You let her/him know when it's time to be fed, so he/she will watch you eat. You all share a wonderful home full of love, just as every kitty deserves.
Congratulations, darling Mira, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope that you and your humans and your doggie and your mom and everyone at the farm are all enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, and maybe even another tummy rub!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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