Hi fellow kitties!

[momcat]

hey G Man,

Looks like our Meowmie grounded us from the trip. 2 weeks ago, we were getting our exercise while mama slept, one of us (I ain't no snitch) knocked over her 32" flat screen, cracking the screen. To add insult to injury, mama's car crapped out, not once but TWICE, and had to be towed. She was stuck home with no car and no TV to watch. She was pissed. When she saw the tv, she demanded to know who was responsible. Nobody owned up to it so now we're all grounded. Think of us on the trip and please send us a postcard.

Hey there, cuz! Hmm, sounds like you need some legal help on this one. I'll call you on your cell phone this afternoon because I'm going to need some details. My purralegal is standing by. Don't worry, we'll get this straightened out hopefully without having to go to Cat Court. Talk to you later.

Your cousin,
Groucho the Lawyer