Hi fellow kitties!

[momcat]

hey G Man,

Looks like our Meowmie grounded us from the trip. 2 weeks ago, we were getting our exercise while mama slept, one of us (I ain't no snitch) knocked over her 32" flat screen, cracking the screen. To add insult to injury, mama's car crapped out, not once but TWICE, and had to be towed. She was stuck home with no car and no TV to watch. She was pissed. When she saw the tv, she demanded to know who was responsible. Nobody owned up to it so now we're all grounded. Think of us on the trip and please send us a postcard.

Hey there, cuz! Hmm, sounds like you need some legal help on this one. I'll call you on your cell phone this afternoon because I'm going to need some details. My purralegal is standing by. Don't worry, we'll get this straightened out hopefully without having to go to Cat Court. Talk to you later.

Your cousin,
Groucho the Lawyer

[cassiesmom]

Dear Groucho,

My person saw this, and it made her think of you and your Momcat! --


My person is over her cold, and she doesn't have a koff anymore. She likes her new w-u-r-k very much; I heard her telling grandmeowmie on the phone that the people are very nice and one lady showed her all around- the ladies' room, the kitchen and water dispenser, and a quiet spot to enjoy a break and look out the window at a lovely garden. I would love to go visit the penguins!

Purrs,
Cassie

p.s., I'm not being discriminated against here. My person bought me some new types of food. I tasted them, and she went back and bought more of the one I liked best. She also brought home some treats. She opened the window for me so I could look outside and hear the birdies chirping

[momcat]

Oh Cassie - I LOVE this!!! I can't wait to show it to everyone at Cat Court tomorrow! I'd be very happy to help this kitty out with renegotiating his contract, he deserves treats too. His hoomins need to understand just who is in charge and it sure isn't the dog! As you and I both know, it's hard work being cute all the time.

Meowmie and I are happy to hear that your Meowmie likes her new wurk and is over her nasty cold. Please give her some purrs and headbumpies from me?

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer

[cassiesmom]

Cassie here. Yesterday (April 23rd) was Franklin's fifth birthday and Princess Chelsea's fifth Gotcha Day! Their meowmie served them some tuna juice for their special day I will have my food lady make sure we have tuna for the Catmobile so Franklin and Chelsea can have tuna juice again with us. Happy Purr-thday, Franklin and happy Gotcha Day, Chelsea!

It is almost time for the Kentucky Derby! I hope Lady Edwina will be on hand to advise us on the latest in hat fashions!

[momcat]

Hey fellow kitties! Meowmie just found out that today is Penguin Day!!!! She loves penguins and signed a petition to protect their natural homes. Now we definitely have to set a date for our trip to Mystic Seaport. What do you say? Let's set a date and start making plans.

[katladyd]

Ming here. Well, we could take in the Kentucky Derby, I've been practicing My Old Kentucky Home on my harp and bagpipes, and then head north to visit our penguin friends!

[moosmom]

Hey G-man, UtchieB here. Well, we're not going anywhere anytime soon. We are in BIG trouble this time. Meowmie came came home from pet sitting and noticed the carpet was wet. Dumb Jackson was trying to get a sippy from Meowmie's globe lamp humidifier and got his big fat head stuck in it. we tried to clean up all the glass hoping she wouldn't notice it. Now we are grounded indefinitely. So, that's the story, dude. If you guys wanna stop by, I'll be happy to give you some of special stash of nip for the ride.