Dearest Milly, what a gorgeous British shorthair girl you are, with your plush fur in Siamese coloring that looks so soft and luxurious! I wish I could reach through and pet you right now, skritch you around your sweet little face! You look like the happiest girl, with your loving family whom you have trained so well. You are a Princess indeed, Your Royal Highness! (But do be careful with the washing machine! You don't want to get shut in with a load of laundry..)
You are so versatile with your eating skills, enjoying peas and baked beans and eating butter from the container after removing the lid! And you share meals with your human, drinking out of his/her cup, and patting her/his face as she/he eats. And you love to play peekaboo and chase your doggie pal. What a wonderful love-filled home you all share!
Congratulations, darling Millly, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your Purrrsons and your doggie are all enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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