Happy purrffday Groucho! It's nice to get your favourite dinner. My Meowmie says that I can have anything I want now.

By the way, I'm in need of a lawyer. I am so abuzed. Twice a day my Meowmie squrts me wiff 3 different kinds of awful tasting stuff in my mouff. I don't think any kitty should have to put up wiff dat. What do you fink?

Merlin