Quote Originally Posted by pomtzu View Post
Dear gray and white kitty.........

I've seen you hanging around here the past few days, but I'm NOT going to feed you, so go home. The last waif I fed took up residence for over 9 years, and made this his home. NO MORE!!!!! RIP my dear little waif Sherbie. It was a good 9+ years tho, wasn't it boy??? I still miss you........

Let me know if wishing for this ever works. It doesn't seem to help around here.