Oh my, let me see if I can remember how this joke goes..........

A lady decides to join the monastary. She is advised that she will not be allowed to speak - but only to silently pray.

After she has been in the monastary for five years the head Monk calls her into his office. He tells her that she can say two words.

She says "hard bed."

He is surprised, but says that he wasn't aware of this and would do something about it.

After ten years in the monstary she is called in again into the head Monk's office and once more she is allowed to speak two words.

She says "cold food."

The head monk again is shocked, but replies that he will look into it.

After fifteen years she is called upon once again and is given her two words.

She says "I quit."

The head Monk looks at her and says "you know, it is just as well, all you have done since you have been here is bitch."