He said that the smell was so awful
One night this week I put four eggs on the stove to boil and...promptly forgot. All the water boiled away and the eggs started burning -- through the shells! (Thankfully didn't explode -- had that happen once!)

My husband came home shortly after and said, "Who's been cutting beer f***s in here!"

Put the eggs in the frig...right next to the Clam Juice!!!!