Dear Patch

[Karen]

Now, Patch, inside in someone's lap is a safer place to be than the hidey hole under the deck in a storm! After all, the hides hole might be the place some other critters decide to use, and I do not think you'd enjoy sharing the space with a s*k*u*n*k - they might object to your attempts to play ...

[Lady's Human]

And in a bizarre version of feline clue.......

It was Patch


In the office


With the Spaghetti squash.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Darling Patch...

How many times do I have to remind you...use the acorn squash - not the spaghetti squash!

Yours in gourds...

Edwina e/s

[Lady's Human]

Okay madame mayor.

I have had enough.

A kitty torture program was NOT cool.

Patch.

(for the rest of the board.......Karen downloaded a Roger Tory Peterson field guide complete with bird calls to our dad's Ipad. It was driving the cat insane trying to find out where the birds were in the diningroom)_

[Karen]

(for the rest of the board.......Karen downloaded a Roger Tory Peterson field guide complete with bird calls to our dad's Ipad. It was driving the cat insane trying to find out where the birds were in the diningroom)_

Awww, he could hear them, even when Grandpa couldn't I bet!

Sorry Patch!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Patch,

Ooooo, where did you get that app?

Edwina (who plans to torture Eddie with it!)

[Karen]

Edwina, it is currently free at the iTunes store! Believe it or not it is NOT marketed as kitty torture ....