OWWWW! My nose! Crazy cat! I open up COTD and what happens, my nose is greeted by a flying paw with claws!

That's okay, though, seeing as how it was a cat that done it. Cats are worth all the pain, which is so quickly erased by all the joy.

Chicago cat - California cat: probably gets confusing at times.

Want to come to Alaska, Argyle?

You'd be welcome here, although I can just hear my wife say, "Frosty! Not another cat! Oh Frosty!" So I guess you better stay down there, Argy.