Hey, how about advertising him with more color text!

"Arrr, potential mateys! Me name iz Jack the Pirate Cat! No eye patch for me to slow me down, I face life with a permanent wink! But don't let that fool ye, I'm as dashing and agile as any pirate could be, and I'll keep ye safe from any evil doers with my sleathy ways, and cunning charm! Be the only house on your street with their own Cap'n Jack Pirate Cat! "