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    Yes, and Rodney Dangerfield too.

    I have my own no respect line. I'm tired of my car insulting me everytime I drive it. When I turn the key it flashes "air bag". I don't appreciate my car calling me an air bag!

    How about we have some "fizzies" and some Pop Rocks.

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    How about Bob Hope and Jack Benny when they got together? And of course George Burns and Gracie Allen. Classics indeed - and the jokes were actually clean!

    Anyone for champagne with a strawberry to toast the good old days?
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    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
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    I have seen some modern comics that were good, but I don;t remember their names.

    I liked the one woman, years ago, who did a stand-up routine that included something like, "As you can tell, I'm not one of those girly girls. My friend asked me why I don't wear make-up, so I asked how long it took her to get that done each morning. When she said it took her 45 minutes, I said, "See, that's why I don't do it! I need that time to clean my gun!"
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    Modern day??? - Jeff Dunham the ventriloquist and his trunk full of dummies. Very off-color but absolutely hilarious.
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    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
    Ecclesiastes 3:1
    The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
    To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
    Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
    Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
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    Jeff Dunham is a current favorite, however, my all time favorite comedy routine belongs to Bill Cosby. Does anyone remember a 60's album (yes, I said album) called "To Russell My Brother With Whom I Slept"? CLASSIC!! Oh, and Tom Lehrer - no one does it like Tom Lehrer - 'Doing the Vatican Rag'...hysterical.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinot's Mom View Post
    Jeff Dunham is a current favorite, however, my all time favorite comedy routine belongs to Bill Cosby. Does anyone remember a 60's album (yes, I said album) called "To Russell My Brother With Whom I Slept"? CLASSIC!! Oh, and Tom Lehrer - no one does it like Tom Lehrer - 'Doing the Vatican Rag'...hysterical.
    I love Bill Cosby! You have to see "Bill Cosby Himself" from the 80's, stand up comedy routine. It has been on HBO off and on since then. It is hilarious!

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    Recent comics I like: Jeff Foxworthy, Steven Wright (he is SO deadpan!), Robin Williams, Paula Poundstone, Jeff (fa-fa) Dunham (If you've seen any of the Peanut gags you'll understand!)
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