I find myself greatly curious as to just how Becky would seek to dry you: does she try to persuade you lie upon the floor so that she can roll around upon you and absorb the excess water in her fur?

Or does she perhaps clench a towel in her teeth and then gently pad you with it?

Maybe she tries to lick the water off, drop by drop, with her raspy tongue? (Now, that ought to be an interesting experience!)

I have been trying to picture just how she would do this (although in the process I have tried - not altogether successfully - to be a gentleman and not allow myself to visualize everything).

I believe I will spend the day pondering this matter.

And I have so much work to do!

I better go feed the fish.