Hey there Filou!
Why should Edwina & Gabe have all the fun?
What a great idea you have there, why don’t you pop up here for a while and boogie the night away, I’m a bit BORED at the moment. All that yucky snow stuff outside, and no one to play with!
The trip should be easy enough, it’s mostly overland. Can you smuggle your way onto a big lorry and hurry up here as quick as possible? There’s a boring bit near the end where one has to cross that water stuff. But those humans have got that together, they’ve got things called boats. Hide yourself on one of those, you might even be able to get some scraps from their tables. (Just look for a sign which says “Restaurant”)
Have a lovely trip, can’t wait to meet you on my own turf. We can sneak out together when my humans aren’t looking and paint the town red! There’s a nice park just across the road, and some lovely smelly garbage bins out in the back yard. I can also show you the place where I was born (before I adopted my humans).
Can’t wait to meet you,
Head bumpies & scritchies from your ever expectant Fister
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