Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
Please stop eating the cabbage plants. They're much better when mature, trust me.

I know you like to sit in the picture window and watch the swallows, but is it REALLY that difficult to get your fuzzy butt down from the window and walk over to the food bowl to get your snack?
Dear Patch,

Cassie agrees wholeheartedly with you. As a cat, yes, getting down from the window and going to the food bowl for a snack is optional. She would tell you that is Food Lady's (that's me) role... please serve my snack here, cos I'm not moving!

Happy lap-warming! Hugs and lovies to you, Trillian and Lady