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  1. 05-11-2012, 05:25 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Please stop eating the cabbage plants. They're much better when mature, trust me.

    I know you like to sit in the picture window and watch the swallows, but is it REALLY that difficult to get your fuzzy butt down from the window and walk over to the food bowl to get your snack?
    Dear Patch,

    Cassie agrees wholeheartedly with you. As a cat, yes, getting down from the window and going to the food bowl for a snack is optional. She would tell you that is Food Lady's (that's me) role... please serve my snack here, cos I'm not moving!

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  2. 05-14-2012, 12:34 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    Dear Patch,

    Cassie agrees wholeheartedly with you. As a cat, yes, getting down from the window and going to the food bowl for a snack is optional. She would tell you that is Food Lady's (that's me) role... please serve my snack here, cos I'm not moving!

    Cassie,
    Any helpful advice on training humans?

    Thanks in advance,

    Patch
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  3. 07-28-2012, 09:30 AM #3
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    Okay, I suppose this one is my fault.


    Sorta.

    But the humans KNOW I sneak out into the mudroom when they're not looking.

    But did you REALLY have to laugh at me hanging by my claws in the middle of the window?

    And Lady, you could have at LEAST gone to wake up the humans to lets them know I was out there instead of just staring at me.
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  4. 07-28-2012, 11:44 AM #4
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    I bet Lady was having a good chuckle deep inside, Patch!
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  5. 07-28-2012, 03:08 PM #5
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    Patches! How many times do I have to tell you not to dart out the door without taking your cat phone with you?

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  6. 07-28-2012, 07:06 PM #6
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    I wish I was fast enough with the camera at the time. I had discovered him. Lady was staring very intently at the door so I looked to see what she was looking at and there he was hanging from the middle part of the window pane looking very pathetic.
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  7. 09-11-2012, 02:36 PM #7
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    Now this is getting absolutely silly.

    Patch, no matter how many times you jump up to the window of the door and look out hanging by your claws, you're NOT going outside.

    No matter how pathetic you look at us after you fall down.
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