Hello Amigo!
I learned quite a bit about "U2" ownership, starting with some of the lingo! I am amazed that a handsome fella such as yourself could be labelled "a terror!" I suppose you had a bad experience with men in the past, not clear, but I did have the fleeting thought that you enjoy women so much you don't tolerate any competition, te hee.

I've never heard of having a bird such as yourself allowed "free flight." My goodness, I think I'd be a nervous mom if I ever went that route. (Having cats, I am not likely to get into birds for a long time). You seem to have everything undercontrol, understanding what you can and cannot challenge.

Somebody loves you very, very much, that comes through in this wonderful write up about you Amigo. Best wishes to you and I hope you get a special water shower to celebrate!