Hi Pinot,
I had a few minutes to check our email before leaving for Cat Court this morning. My purralegal and investigators are on their way to your place right now. They'll be asking you some questions, checking your romp area out, then get some pictures for evidence. They also will be bringing some fried chicken, tuna, and crab legs for you. As I told you the other day, do not discuss anything with anyone except my team. They each will have proper identification. I'll call you on your Catberry as soon as this hearing is over.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose