Hmm, anyone else notice we haven't seen Lady's Human since not long after he mentioned the muscle relaxants that "don't have any side effects" for him?

Lady? Lady girl, where's your daddy?

And as of the baseball theme of the week, the Red Sox are now in sole position of last place in their division, and only the Cubs have a record as dismal so far. Sigh. Do they know the regular season has begun and these games do count? Anyone?