Grace and Cassie,

Here are some tips to annoying the hoomin:

Purr real loud in their face and annoy them while they are working. If they scoot you off, come right back until they give in. If this doesn't work, start rubbing all over stuff, accidentally, of course, knocking stuff off of the table.

Meowmie responds within two or three face-purrs these days.

Yours truly,

Mr. Spunky, speaking on behalf of the sextet.