Random thoughts

[Alysser]

I may have to go jump out of the window of this classroom right now. Being in classe that suck when it's do beautiful out kills me inside. Ahhh 5 more weeks!!

[Lady's Human]

What, praytell, does Band-Aid mean when they say something is waterproof? It's certainly not the same as my definition.........

[Roxyluvsme13]

I think I might be a little sunburnt... Guess it's good to get it out of the way early in the year so I have my base tan going

[Alysser]

I love looking at Real-estate and HGTV...I really need a life;

[pomtzu]

Happy birthday my dear departed friend. I could never forget an April Fool's birthday, tho you certainly were no fool!

[pomtzu]

Thank you neighbors, for adding 3 beautiful horses to your yard. Now in the hot summer months, I can enjoy horseflies and that fragrant aroma of horse crap that comes as part of the package.

[Lady's Human]

Why does Pizza Hut send me a message saying "Bills over $20 will not be accepted for online purchases"

I didn't know there was a bill slot in my laptop?

Why, when you log out of Facebook, immediately after clicking "logout" do you get a message saying Please log in to Continue?

[Karen]

Thank you neighbors, for adding 3 beautiful horses to your yard. Now in the hot summer months, I can enjoy horseflies and that fragrant aroma of horse crap that comes as part of the package.

Maybe they will give you some of the "fertilizer" for your gardens?

I always smile when, living in the city, I walk past piles of carefully packages and wrapped up manure at the farmer's market or produce market bragging about where it's from - chickens, horses, cows, etc. Poop is indeed poop! And guess what - it all IS organic!

[RICHARD]

What, praytell, does Band-Aid mean when they say something is waterproof? It's certainly not the same as my definition.........

Isn't Band-Aid is a fund for needy musicians?

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If you arrange to be creamated and you are overcharged, are you burned twice?

When you drive downs the street and see a "SLOW CHILDREN" sign, does that mean the kids in the neighborhood are not that bright?

Why is there a sight on my NERF gun?


Why are 'easy opening' packages hard to close and "Reclosable" packages hard to open?

Why is it when I adjust the 'brightness' level on my TV, I still get the channel the Kardashians are on?

[Karen]

Just got sent a "Recipe of the Day" for homemade potato chips. Why in God's name would anyone want to make their own potato chips, given the amount opt effort, work and precision that goes into make a good, crispy chip, when any supermarket offers a plethora of choices with no more effort than picking a bag and paying for it?

Lots ands lots of things are better when homemade, but potato chips? Nah!

[RICHARD]

I do not understand why people complain about customer service all the time.

I spoke to a gent behind the counter today that was so professional it was scary.

Maybe it's the AHs that walk into businesses w/an attitude are the real problem?

[Lady's Human]

If you had been a fly on the wall with my last round of chats with Directv you'd understand why people complain about customer service.

Don't put me on hold then say "you weren't on hold, you were just waiting for our rep. The rep was still on the line". For 20 minutes? No, sorry, nothing takes that long for a simple issue that you told me you'd take care of a month ago.

[Karen]

Under the subcategory of weather oddities ...

We had thunderstorms yesterday, and the humidity and heat are still here, so are expecting another round today. The air is thick. I just had looked out the window, and noticed the wind was picking up, so decided to walk over and check the mail, and then move the car before the rain started. Mail hadn't come yet, moved the car, and then as I was shutting the car door rain started, big fat drops. I scooted inside, and walked to the back of the place to see if I needed to shut the screen door ... and it's not raining behind, just in front! How's that for a localized shower!