Random thoughts

[Roxyluvsme13]

I think I'm getting a cold and I highly disapprove. Now I can't hang out with my friend this weekend

[Alysser]

I may have to go jump out of the window of this classroom right now. Being in classe that suck when it's do beautiful out kills me inside. Ahhh 5 more weeks!!

[Lady's Human]

What, praytell, does Band-Aid mean when they say something is waterproof? It's certainly not the same as my definition.........

[Roxyluvsme13]

I think I might be a little sunburnt... Guess it's good to get it out of the way early in the year so I have my base tan going

[Alysser]

I love looking at Real-estate and HGTV...I really need a life;

[pomtzu]

Happy birthday my dear departed friend. I could never forget an April Fool's birthday, tho you certainly were no fool!

[pomtzu]

Thank you neighbors, for adding 3 beautiful horses to your yard. Now in the hot summer months, I can enjoy horseflies and that fragrant aroma of horse crap that comes as part of the package.

[RICHARD]

What, praytell, does Band-Aid mean when they say something is waterproof? It's certainly not the same as my definition.........

Isn't Band-Aid is a fund for needy musicians?

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If you arrange to be creamated and you are overcharged, are you burned twice?

When you drive downs the street and see a "SLOW CHILDREN" sign, does that mean the kids in the neighborhood are not that bright?

Why is there a sight on my NERF gun?


Why are 'easy opening' packages hard to close and "Reclosable" packages hard to open?

Why is it when I adjust the 'brightness' level on my TV, I still get the channel the Kardashians are on?

[Karen]

Just got sent a "Recipe of the Day" for homemade potato chips. Why in God's name would anyone want to make their own potato chips, given the amount opt effort, work and precision that goes into make a good, crispy chip, when any supermarket offers a plethora of choices with no more effort than picking a bag and paying for it?

Lots ands lots of things are better when homemade, but potato chips? Nah!

[RICHARD]

I do not understand why people complain about customer service all the time.

I spoke to a gent behind the counter today that was so professional it was scary.

Maybe it's the AHs that walk into businesses w/an attitude are the real problem?

[Lady's Human]

If you had been a fly on the wall with my last round of chats with Directv you'd understand why people complain about customer service.

Don't put me on hold then say "you weren't on hold, you were just waiting for our rep. The rep was still on the line". For 20 minutes? No, sorry, nothing takes that long for a simple issue that you told me you'd take care of a month ago.