Well, furniture has legs for a reason.

David, I've broken the pinky toe on my left foot at least 4 times in the last 30 years. I was in college the first time and for a while, the only time I wore shoes was in a parking lot and that lasted 4 months. I couldn't wiggle the toes for ten years. That stool just leaped out in front of my foot.

I've got two blue toes right now because I keep hitting stuff. Not fun. I may have to start wearing shoes in the house.