Life lessons learned from my cat -- Author unknown

[Karen]

I am sure the cats of Pet Talk could add more to this:

9. What's your is mine, and what's mine is mine, unless it is beneath my dignity to acknowledge it.
10. Everything looks better graced with a few cat hairs - the real must-have accessory.

[pomtzu]

That's so cute - and true.

Re: Karen's #10 - I have a throw pillow that says "no outfit is complete without dog hair". Of course the cat owners can substitute with "cat".

[cassiesmom]

11a. If you want the best chair in the house, you will have to move me, the cat.
11b. It is my house. I only allow you to live here because you have opposable thumbs.
11c. I don't do leftovers.
11d. have I taught you nothing about the importance of a clean bathroom?!
11e. I can communicate volumes without making a sound.

And the one thing I know for sure...
11f. I am the cat. I am very hard to leave. I am very easy to come home to!