Greetings Robert! Happy Cat of the Day to you, and to your proud person as well!
What a dashing, elegant, most refined fellow you are, Robert! Your plush, gray coat and those sparkling, copper colored eyes ofyours are stunning! And as one might expect from a fellow of such refined tastes (zucchini, corn and root beer), you're just as discerning in your selection of preferred people! Not just any lap will do for you! Of course there's no questioning your unconditional love and devotion for your human! You two were meant to be together, best friends for life, and oh how lucky she/his is, having a furkid as beautiful, smart and loving as you!
Hope you're enjoying your exalted status as "top cat", sweetheart, being loved to the max and pampered to pieces!
Love and cuddles to you on your big day, precious Robert!