Quote Originally Posted by Scooter's Mom View Post
The other (Charlie) acts like the world is ending because he isn't getting any. LOL you'd think we locked him in a tiny little closet and were torturing him or something the way he's carrying on. Instead, we're just not giving him chicken!

I mentioned this on FB and it was mentioned that Charlie needed a lawyer, so I thought I'd bring it here on Charlie's behalf.
Hi Charlie,
Don't worry about a thing, I'll take your case pro bono. Why is your Meowmie denying you chicken? This is definitely unacceptable! We need to talk as soon as possible so we can discuss your unfortunate situation and decide on our strategy. You are most certainly being aboosed. I'll have my purralegal start the legal research and I'll call you on your cell phone. Hang on, help is on the way!

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose