A Kentucky state trooper pulled Richard over driving a pickup on I40. State trooper said "Got any ID" to which Richard replied " 'bout what?" (I think he's fitting in nicely....
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Sorry Richard, just a little redneck humour. No intention to offend. I'm in a goofy mood tonight.
I'll take a DOTD whatever that is.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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